Trying to walk when your foot is asleep.
When your teacher makes a mistake checking your...
jesuschristvevo: i love when girls think other girls are copying them because they dye their hair the same color like you did not invent red hair
k1mkardashian: i love rolling my eyes it’s a great exercise
treatherlikeroyaltymycroft: restlesslyaspiring: oathkeeping: when a fanfiction you love ends but then you find out it has a sequel is that the king of sweden is that the king of sweden
sabrinagrimm: showing a friend a song u like
doncasturbate: my sense of style is “fuck im late” “what is this” “i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”
snapchatting: no i am absolutely positive that admiring cute boys from afar will make them fall in love with me
thedeadflagbluesclues: im so not about existing physically and my mind’s a mess
shavingryansprivates: if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d...
bedussey: instead of saying “horny” why don’t people just say “sexcited”
pyrilia: my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out so i called him and IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG